Right after I finished that last post, I went outside and thought about the following plan:
- Go back to school to get my PhD in some obscure networking or computational science.
- Spend a few years researching, TA'ing, and working closely with my professor to get a meaningful thesis finished.
- On my last day there, hand over a huge stack of papers with the label "Developing a Cohesive Understanding of the Internet Through Means of Decomplexification"
- The first page will be the following image
The remainder of pages will cite references. Most will be articles from Circuit City Magazine.